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Need your sponsored hole to really stand out from the rest?.Sergeant Shono Merci is at your service.

He even comes to you with a PERFORMANCE GUARANTEE. If he's not fun...he's FREE! 

This unique "Mongrel In Blue" Speed Cop will meet and greet each team as they arrive at your hole armed with his speed gun, breathalyser, infringements notices and more.

The players initial reaction when they encounter the Speed Cop is usually total bewilderment. But they will leave laughing and often trying to figure out if that guy was a real cop! 

During their stay he will unashamedly name drop your business several times. The infringement notice that each player receives will feature your name and logo. These notices are usually shown off to colleagues for weeks afterwards.

The speed gun enables the Speed Cop to run several ball speed competitions for you if you wish. The two most popular competitions are for the fastest (The Gorilla) and the slowest (The Weakest Link).

These competitions will provide you with the opportunity to put your name forward again at the post-game presentations. The announcement of the speed results is always well received. Other results also well received are for the highest breathalyzer reading and the fastest divot!

A leader board is used to lists the names and ball speeds of the days fastest. Your name/logo can headline this board.

Another item we setup on your hole is our comparison board. This board will attract interest from all players; even from hardcore golfers. This board has the names and ball speeds of over 400 professional golfers; sports players and media personalities that the Speed Cop has "booked" at other golf days. After comparing their ball speed with this board the players often go away elated knowing they are the equal of champions such as Steve Waugh, Nathan Buckley, John Eales or Pat Rafter and legends such as Dawn Fraser, Bob Skilton, Ken Rosewall or Norman Von Nida.

You can see a list of many of the names from the comparison board on our Corporate Golf Day page

If you think some players might be offended by Sgt Shono Merci do not fear. He always acts professionally and ensures the fun is with, not at the players. He understands that the players are very important to you and will treat them with the same respect. His aim is to make sure the players really do enjoy themselves and that they do remember your name.

The Speed Cop can operate "low key" if you don't want players breathalysed or receiving infringement notices.

If you have a small budget and the golf day is in the Brisbane/Gold Coast area one of our low-cost Chip n' Stik games may be an option. Click here to find out more

We are so certain that the players will enjoy our unique golf day service that we offer a Performance Guarantee. If at the end of the day the general feedback from the players is that your sponsored hole activity was not fun and was in fact a dud then the Speed Cop's services are FREE!

Wondering why we can so confidently offer this guarantee? With well over 500 golf days experience in Melbourne, Sydney, Brisbane and many other places since 1999 he really does knows what he is doing 

Click here for our latest brochure (pdf file) on how the Speed Cop can help you.